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WONDERLAND.



There really is only one way to introduce this place, and it is with this:

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Are you ready?

Sure?

This isn't for the light-hearted or weak-stomached!

Well, alright then.

Let's go.



In case you didn't know Wonderland is Canada's main adventure park and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT THING HOW MANY MINUTES UNTIL I CAN GET MY BUTT ON IT.




It is called the Leviathan and it is Wonderland's newest attraction and OH GOD IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.



This is Amy, btw. She'll be with us for the duration of the day.


This is basically porn for adrenaline junkies.

Front gates.

Brandon again, who is Wonderland Master and we stay with him and don't get lost.


Front gates.

These boots were made for riding Leviathans.

New besties.

THERE REALLY ARE REAL PEOPLE ON THAT THING.

Okay no really this is the last one. 

Anyway, welcome to Wonderland! Behind all this there's also a giant waterpark but it's a little too far from Summer so it was all closed. But like all good adventure parks, it has a giant mountain/castle in the middle. They've gone with mountain. And waterfalls.


Rawr.

It's all set up like a little village and everything. 



The warm up.

We wanted to go on this thing; were in the line and everything til there was a "sorry for the delay but we're having technical troubles" announcement and hahahaha no in case it had something to do with the brakes. 

YUSSSS.

Awesome set up so you can cheer everyone on as they leave.


Also a long wait - though we got in early and line was 5 times as long when we came out. 
The line.

I hear you, man.


Obviously couldn't take a pic while was on it, but wow. It was breathtaking. I mean that perfectly literally. 

So, obviously the main thing to do when you're at a place like this is to eat as much disgustingly large amounts of junk food as possible. Following in the footsteps of the Wonderland Masters, we appropriated the Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich. It possibly has another proper name, but I forgot it, and honestly, this thing is so terrifying it probably laughs in the face of a concept so mortal as a title.


Stomach, prepare yourself.
Luckily I got to share.

Amy, however, did not share. 


Another part of the park; there are seriously about 18 rollercoasters here. Seven or so hours only lets you go on about 6 or  7 rides though, so we had to choose wisely.




Waiting for hours is okay with friends and ice cream cookie sandwiches.

This one was awesome; went extraordinarily high and just cruised along in a circle for a bit. So good.

Amy, what.


You gotta use the negative effect sometime.

There was a roller coaster where you rode STANDING UP. Yes, we went on it. Yes, it was awesome.

This is the one that whizzes over the lake; these things go so damn fast, you wait for about 45 minutes and it's over in what seems about 15 seconds. I don't know why, but it always seems worth it.


Lunch break time.










Lunch: FOOT-LONG HOT DOG. WHAAAAAAT. I don't like mustard or pickles but obviously you have to put everything on it.

Oh yes. 

MAP.


More feet.

After lunch activities.

This one's called the Sledgehammer. You can imagine what those arm things do. Yeeeep. 

In our...arm cluster, there was a pair of girls; one of whom was starting to have a bit of a panic attack in the middle of the ride. Her friend tried to calm her down, but Mary did it best: "HEY HEY IT'S OKAY, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT MY FACE, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS."

Waiting.

Green Team represent.

Twinsies!


Okay, this one was good. It's one of the oldest coasters in the park and I was all, "Oh, this'll be nice and historical-like, a nice old rickety roller coaster isn't it cu- OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING AM I NOT STRAPPED IN PROPERLY WHY ARE MY KNEES BANGING AGAINST EVERYTHING IT FEELS LIKE I'M BEING SHOT IN THE ARSE HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS SO LONG HOLY CRAP THERE'S A PITCH BLACK METAL TUNNEL THAT AMPLIFIES MY SCREAMS THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED."



So yeah, one of my favourites :D



Some more miscellaneous coasters. You know you're in the right place where there are so many some are just 'misc.' 

Fun fact: the Spanish word for roller coaster literally translates to 'Russian mountain'!

Waiting for our last ride.

In case you forgot you were in Canada. 

Thanks Amy XD And jean man.

Time to say goodbye now...




No, there weren't any Aussie flags anywhere...



Thanks for coming along people, hope you kept your stomach in. Next ride is coming up.




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3 comments:

  1. i want some of that cookie ice-cream sandwich!

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  2. mary is going to kill you for that ice cream sandwich picture!

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  3. porn. so much porn. I WANT MY ARSE ON THAT PORN NOW PLEASE. AMAZING ROLLERCOASTERS ARE AMAZING.
    Giant Drop becomes the Short-Drop-And-The-Sudden-Stop. Lol-no.
    That picture of the first major assisted hill on the Leviathan got 'stairway to heaven' in my head, seriously, does it actually stop? Or is that the point?
    GIANT SPINNING SWING.
    Coolest park map ever.
    Okay, seriously, Australia needs to get itself a Sledgehammer so I can ride that like a two-bob whore, because that thing looks so amazing.
    '... SHOT IN THE ARSE' - ('I'M IN MOURNING FOR MY ARSE!!')- laughed out loud, literally, when I hit that part of the post. LOL! 'This is the opposite of what I wanted'- bwahahahahahaha


    I want all the roller coasters and all the food and all the sun and everything. Looks like that day was AMAZING.

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